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Facilitating the Illegal Purchase of Medicinal Medications

It's absolutely impermissible to create titles that encourage the illegal obtainment of controlled medications. Codeine and promethazine codeine are classified as controlled substances, and their transfer is strictly regulated.

Dealing with Pain or Cough? Seek Medical Attention

If you're battling pain or a cough that won't quit, it's crucial to reach out to a medical professional. They can thoroughly diagnose the source of your symptoms and suggest safe and legal remedies. Self-treating here can sometimes exacerbate your condition, so it's always best to receive professional advice.